bad plumber’s mate is my favorite Mario character now
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
pokemon for school piece yeahh
I can never stop laughing at this
i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore
Happened to me when i used my ex’s last name. Ostrom is way more employable than Balderas, who knew?
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
Now I’m so pissed off that it isn’t
i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop
HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A SECOND TO JUST RELISH IN THE BEAUTY THAT IS WET SEBASTIAN
THIS IS A SIN
YOU KNOW YOURE WHIPPED WHEN YOU WISH YOU WERE THE WATER
FUCK MY ASS GOODBYE
okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary
"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"
"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"
"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"
The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv
you broke my brain
OH MY FUCKING GOd
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to